The Disapointments

He liked to sleep with the lights off, the shades down and the heat on.
His sweat smelled like boiled cabbage.
He valued honesty over kindness.
He walked haphazardly without caring about other pedestrians.
He called pigeons, as do many, "the rats of the sky."
He was never punctual and demanded patience from others.
He explained that it was only natural that he check out every woman in a dress that passed on the street.
He was incapable of happiness or long term satisfaction.
He equated income with human worth.
He deemed all celebration a waste of time.
He never ate watermelon to the rind, but discarded ridges of delicious pink flesh.