Shit Everywhere

Fuck. What happened here?

Cate got mad at me.

So she trashed your place?

Yeah.

I didn't know she was crazy.

Yeah.

How did it happen?

I just came home and it was like this.

She broke into your apartment and just trashed it?

Yeah.

Thats crazy.

Uh-huh.

Are you going to clean it up?

Yeah.

Thats fucked up. I'd make her clean it up. Did she do it because she was mad at you?

I didn't call her back or something and she thought I was cheating on her.

Are you cheating on her?

No.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Are you going to break up with her?

I don't know.

You don't know? You should totally break up with her.

Yeah.

Do you have any beer?

She poured it all on the kitchen floor.

Fuck. Let's go out.

Yeah.